Tyler Seguin is a delight

Tyler Seguin is perhaps the best thing to ever happen to this blog. He has somehow managed to cheer up Saucer, which is quite an accomplishment considering she's been hockey-grumpy since September. Click here to find out how he did it!


Kisses!
~Saucer

Things I Miss About Hockey

Click here for an awesome post from our dear friend @Lisapy about why lockouts suck ass. Except she's really much more eloquent than that.

Kisses!
~Saucer

Beddee Goes to The Movies (Again)

During Christmas, Beddee saw a lot of movies and just can't wait to tell you what she thought of them! Read all about them here.

~Beddee

The 12 Days of Christmas - Part 12

Happy holidays to all our readers!!
On the Biznasty day of Christmas, the hockey gods gave to me... click here

The 12 Days of Christmas - Part 11

On the Kopi Day of Christmas, the hockey gods gave to me... click here

Kisses!
~Saucer

The 12 Days of Christmas - Part 10

On the Patrick Sharp Day of Christmas the hockey gods gave to me... click here!!

Kisses!
~Saucer

The 12 Days of Christmas - Part 9

On the Mike Modano Day of Christmas the hockey gods gave to me...click here

Kisses!
~Saucer

The 12 Days of Christmas - Part 8

On the Alexander Ovechkin Day of Christmas the Hockey Gods gave to me... click here

The Hobbit

The long awaited Beddee review of The Hobbit can be read here!

~Beddee

The Twelve Days of Christmas - Part 7

On the Brent Seabrook day of Christmas, the hockey gods gave to me.... click here!

Kisses!
~Saucer

The 12 Days of Christmas - Part 6

On the Ryan Whitney Day of Christmas the hockey gods gave to me...click here

The 12 Days of Christmas - Part 5

On the Justin Schultz day of Christmas.... Click here

The 12 Days of Christmas - Part 4

On the Michael Del Zotto day of Christmas the hockey gods gave to me... Click here

The 12 Days of Christmas - Part 3

On the 3rd day of Christmas, the Hockey Gods gave to me...click here!

Kisses!
~Saucer

The 12 Days of Christmas - Part 2

On the second day of Christmas the hockey gods gave to me....click here for more!

Kisses!
Saucer

Beddee's December

Beddee is sick! Check out what she has been up to lately here.

~Beddee

The Twelve Days of Christmas - Part 1

Introducing the 12 Days of Christmas - Saucer Style. Click here for Day 1.

Kisses!
Saucer

Dear NHL, You are Wearing me Out!

Another week and still no NHL hockey. Lame boys, lame. But Saucer is still ranting and even managed to meet one of the hottest American hockey players ever this weekend. So check out her rambling nonsense here.

Kisses!
~Saucer

Kesler the Great!

Our guest blogger and Canucks superfan, Lisa, is back with an awesome post on Ryan Kesler. Click here to see exactly why Saucer thinks he is oh-so-hot.

Kisses!
~Saucer

Saucer's Tweet of the Day

For the first time in the history of this blog Saucer is posting about something not hockey related! Click here to check out what it takes to distract her from the NHL lockout.

Kisses!
~Saucer

Christmas Time is Here!

Looking for gift ideas for Beddee? Well, click here for some ideas. That, and you will also find out what she has been up to lately!

~Beddee

Eberle + Modano = Adorable

OK, if anyone needed more proof that the lockout needs to end this post should be proof enough. Without actual NHL hockey to discuss Saucer has been reduced to the ultimate fangirling.

Kisses
~Saucer

Happy Thanksgiving!!!

Click here for Saucer's Thanksgiving post.

Kisses!
~Saucer

At The Movies

Beddee has been going to a lot of movies lately and is excited for a few of them. Read her thoughts here.

~Beddee

Happy Birthday Patrick Kane!

Saucer's #1 crush, Patrick Kane, celebrates his 24th birthday today. Patrick, if I could give you any gift it would be to end the lockout. Wait, maybe that's a gift for me. Ok, so I'd buy you a drink. But not some classy drink, more like a Windsor & Coke or a Coors Light. 'Cause that's how we do in Texas....Click here for more on Patty Kane's bday.

Kisses!
~Saucer

Your Morning Saucer

A little Segs, Kaner, and Landy whining but some major Erik Johnson love. Click here for Saucer's latest post.

Kisses!
~ Saucer

Help!

Beddee needs inspiration. Read about it here!

~Beddee

Phoenix Coyotes - Paul Bissonnette

Well, Saucer finally stopped crying over Patrick Kane and is back in the real world. So to make up for her absence over the past few days, she brings the always funny and politically incorrect twitter legend - BizNasty.

Kisses!
~Saucer

Bran Stark

Bran! Read about this beloved character (and a STARK no less) here.

~Beddee

All by Myself!

All Saucer's boys are going to Europe. God help us... Click here to read her whining

Tears!
~Saucer

The Damphair (Aeron Greyjoy)

Writing about my least favorite character was more fun than I had imagined! Read my strong opinions regarding this guy here.

~Beddee

LA Kings - Mike Richards

Check out Saucer's post on one of her biggest crushes - Mike Richards

Kisses!
~ Saucer

Dallas Stars - Jamie Benn

Today Saucer profiles her hometown hero - Jamie Benn!

Kisses!

~Saucer

Dragons!

Check out Beddee's first post about the creatures of A Song of Ice and Fire here. RAWR!

~Beddee

Saucer is Having a Breakdown

And it's the fault of the Giroux family!!!
Click here to find out why

Anaheim Ducks - Bobby Ryan

Woo hoo, we're on to the Pacific Division! Saucer is starting us out right with a profile on a hot American - Bobby Ryan of the Anaheim Ducks. Click here to check it out.

Kisses!
~ Saucer

Beddee and Swords

Beddee just wanted to let everyone know that she is sorry for the lack of updates on the Swords page this week. It's been a busy one, but there is good news ahead! My birthday was today (the 3rd) and I got a new laptop! Now a whole new world has been opened up to me and I hope to do a lot more blogging. I am also going to work on my first book. There will be more details as soon as I get some ideas down. Thank you everyone for reading and expect some new posts very soon. There will definitely be more profiles, but I also might expand into other areas of fantasy. If there is anything you'd like me to check out, please put it in the comments section. I am open to anything!

~Beddee

How Social Media is Hurting the NHL and NHLPA

Two posts in one day??!! Saucer is on a roll! Click here to read about how social media is hurting the NHL and NHLPA.

Go Lokomotiv!

Kisses!
~Saucer

Winnipeg Jets - Andrew Ladd

Check out Saucer's post on Andrew Ladd to close out the Southeast Division. She likes him a little, hates him a little, and fangirls a little. Talk about a well rounded post!

Kisses!
~Saucer

Eddard (Ned) Stark

Ned! One of the best? One of the dumbest? You decide! Click here to read all about our Lord of Winterfell. You might need some kleenex (not really).

~Beddee

Washington Capitals - Alexander Ovechkin

Ovi isn't technically a current NHLer since he is playing in the KHL during the lockout but Saucer chose him anyway. If there is one person Saucer would pick to switch lives with for one day it would definitely be Ovechkin. Click here to find out why!

Kisses!
~Saucer

Tampa Bay Lightning - Vincent Lecavalier

Apologies in advance for the fangirling but Saucer is a huge fan of our latest profile player - Vincent Lecavalier. Click here to find out why.

Kisses!
~Saucer

Emmys Tonight

Let's all watch the Emmys tonight and root for Game of Thrones! And, of course, Peter Dinklage for Best Supporting Actor. I am watching E!'s red carpet coverage hoping for a glimpse of the cast! Check out my attempt at an "Emmy Blog" here.

~Beddee

Florida Panthers - Brian Campbell

Check out Saucer's profile on her very favorite ex-Blackhawk, now a Florida Panther, Brian Campbell. Click here to find out why Soupy is one of her favorites.

Kisses!
~Saucer

Davos Seaworth

Arrrrr..read my post on the Onion Knight here.

~Beddee

Carolina Hurricanes - Jeff Skinner

SKINNER! Click here to read about one of Saucer's favorites: still-looks-like-a-rookie Jeff Skinner.

Kisses!
~Saucer

Vancouver Canucks - Mason Raymond

Hey Sticks fans, click here to check out the profile on our final team from the Northwest Division, the Vancouver Canucks. Saucer's friend Lisa is a huge Canucks fan and Saucer coerced her she graciously volunteered to write about her favorite player - Mason Raymond. She's much better at writing than Saucer so you are in for a real treat!

Kisses!
~Saucer

Theon Greyjoy

Let's nurse our sadness over the lockout by reading about someone with a really sucky life. Check out my profile of Theon Greyjoy (that krazy kraken) here.

~Beddee

Minnesota Wild - Darroll Powe

In an attempt to curb her drinking depression caused by the lockout, Saucer is featuring one of her favorite players - Darroll Powe from the Philadelphia Flyers, oops Minnesota Wild. Click here to read about Powe - he's a beauty.

Petyr Baelish, Littlefinger

Beddee realizes she has been a slacker on the blog, but please check out her post on Littlefinger here. She even stayed home on a Friday night to write it!

~Beddee

Edmonton Oilers - Ryan Whitney

Saucer takes on Ryan Whitney in her latest post. Click here to read about her favorite player from the Edmonton Oilers.

Kisses!
~Saucer

Colorado Avalanche - Gabriel Landeskog

Saucer takes a look at her favorite Av, Gabriel Landeskog, in her latest post. He's hot, barely legal, and already a Captain. Click here to read more.

Kisses!
~Saucer

Sansa Stark

Read the latest profile of the Wolf Princess here.

~Beddee

Calgary Flames - Jarome Iginla

Saucer takes on the Calgary Flames with her first profile from the Northwest Division. Click here to find out what she thinks of Jarome Iginla.

Kisses!

~Saucer

Fuck the Lockout

Yikes, Saucer needs some coffee this morning because she is GRUMPY! Click here for some ranting

Kisses!
~Saucer

Toronto Maple Leafs - John-Michael Liles

Rounding out the Northeast Division is John-Michael Liles from the Maple Leafs. He is Saucer's favorite defenseman in the league and one of her all time favorite former-Avalanche players. Click here to let the fangirling begin!

Kisses!
~Saucer

Sandor Clegane, Better Known as The Hound

You hear that howling noise? The Hound's profile is ready for viewing here.

~Beddee

Congratulations Gabriel Landeskog!!!

Although Saucer's Avalanche post won't be up until next week (Spoiler Alert - it's Landy) we wanted to give a big shout out and CONGRATULATIONS to the new Captain of the Colorado Avalanche - Gabriel Landeskog. It's been a big year buddy and Saucer couldn't be happier to have you rockin the "C" for her favorite team.

Kisses!
~Saucer

Ottawa Senators - Erik Karlsson

Saucer is definitely on a kick with defensemen and in this post she takes on the hottest and best defenseman in the league, Erik Karlsson.

Kisses!
~Saucer

Samwell Tarly

Check out my latest post on Jon Snow's fellow Night's Watchman and bestie here.


~Beddee

Montreal Canadiens - P.K. Subban

Saucer takes on the Canadiens P.K. Subban in her latest post. Click here to check it out.

Kisses!

~Saucer

Viserys Targaryen

A profile of the second of the remaining two Targaryens, Viserys, can be read here. Gee, I hope I didn't wake the dragon!!

~Beddee

Buffalo Sabres - Patrick Kaleta

American boy playing for his hometown team...click here to find out what Saucer really thinks about Patrick Kaleta

Kisses!
~Saucer

Boston Bruins - Tyler Seguin

Don't blame me for going extra fangirl in this Tyler Seguin post. It is his fault he takes his clothes off in public so often, not mine! Click here to check out the first, and most definitely the sexiest, profile from the Northeast Division.

Kisses!
~Saucer

St. Louis Blues - TJ Oshie

TJ Oshie wraps up our final player profile of the Central Division. Saucer loves the hell out of Oshie in this post. Be warned...

Brienne of Tarth

Check out my latest post on Ms. Brienne here.

~Beddee

Nashville Predators - Shea Weber

Mmmm, any day that I get to spend looking at Shea Weber pictures is a great one! Click here to check out my profile on Nashville's captain.

Kisses!
~Saucer

Jaime Lannister

Check out my new profile of that other Lannister twin here. Let's go slay some kings!!

~Beddee

Detroit Red Wings Niklas Kronwall

Saucer takes on Nikolas Kronwall from the Detroit Red Wings here. Be warned, she's a little grumpy...

Kisses!
~Saucer

Cersei Lannister

My profile of the amazing and mean queen Cersei is here. I plan on profiling Jaime tomorrow. They just go together if you know what I mean!

Columbus Blue Jackets Jack Johnson

Our second profile from the Central Division is one of my favorite defensemen in the league - Jack Johnson. Click here to find out why he's one of my favorite NHL'ers in the Twitterverse.

Kisses!
~Saucer

Red Wings - Ick!

The Detroit Red Wings - the bane of my existence - need to be profiled this week and the idea of writing a Red Wings post is pretty unappealing.
My first thought was to profile Pavel Datsyuk because he's the only person on the team I can stand. But then again, since I hate the Wings I should have a hate filled post, right? Hate, hmmm... I immediately thought of Todd Bertuzzi, but that seems too obvious. Next I considered Niklas Kronwall because I'm a sucker for a Swede...

Obviously I can't make up my own mind so I'm leaving it up to all of you. Who should be the subject of my Red Wings post??

What Red Wings Player Should Saucer Feature??

Arya Stark

My profile of Ms. Arya Stark is now available for viewing here. Hers is my final "favorite four" profile. After this, I am open to profile any character! Please comment and let me know who you would like to see next. Thanks for reading!

~Beddee

Chicago Blackhawks Patrick Kane

Patrick Kane - aka the love of my life - is our first profile from the Central Division. Click here to find out why he makes Saucer go crazy fangirl in a way that no other player can.

Kisses!
~Saucer

Pittsburgh Penguins Kris Letang

Now for the final player profile from the Atlantic Division. I leave you with Kris Letang from the Pittsburgh Penguins - click here.

Kisses!
~Saucer

Jon Snow

Please read my character profile of Jon Snow here. Please enjoy and thanks for reading!

~Beddee

Philadelphia Flyers Claude Giroux

Finally we are to the best team in the Atlantic Division and I have the honor of writing about one of my beloved Flyers. Claude Giroux is the perfect man, so click here for blatant fangirl swooning.

Kisses!
~Saucer

New York Rangers Brian Boyle

Brian Boyle is the lucky 3rd profile from the Atlantic Division. He's not my favorite but he's American so if that does it for you, check him out here!

Kisses!
~Saucer

Tyrion Lannister

My character profile for Tyrion is now complete! You can view it here. I hope you enjoy it as much as I loved writing about him.

~Beddee

New York Islanders Matt Moulson

Today we bring you our second player from the Atlantic Division, Matt Moulson from the New York Islanders. He's a good player and a cutie, so check him out here!

Kisses!
~ Saucer

Daenerys Targaryen

My first charater profile of the Mother of Dragons is ready for viewing here.
I hope you enjoy my first attempt at character profiling!

~Beddee

New Jersey Devils Travis Zajac

In anticipation of the 2012-2013 NHL season I am profiling one player from each team in the league. Starting with the Atlantic Division click here for my profile of Travis Zajac from the New Jersey Devils.

Kisses!

~ Saucer

Update

There are now links to both the "Swords" and "Sticks" pages. We will announce when a new posting is available on either page in this section. We are excited to get this blog started!

Swords and Sticks, huh?

Swords/Beddee: I have always lived in a secret fantasy world and am now ready to go public

I have always been a bit lost in my own world, but A Song of Ice and Fire has taken it to a whole new level. Thanks to George RR Martin and his wonderful world of characters, I have become completely obsessed with the fantastically cruel world of Westeros and have grown to love all the characters regardless of their level of evilness (except for Qyburn, Qyburn sucks).

So my portion of this blog (Swords) will be dedicated to ASOIAF. Yes, I do watch the Game of Thrones series on HBO and honestly think they have done a great job. I know some of you out there feel they could do better, but I just enjoy it for what it is. There is no way they could put EVERYTHING in the books in the TV series. Non-readers are already confused enough! But I love the actors and feel that the casting is spot on. I could do without some of the brothel scenes. There are way too many sex scenes with an already limited amount of episode space. But hey, that’s HBO for you! Don’t even get me started on the travesty that is now True Blood..

My favorite characters are Tyrion, Dany, Jon Snow and Arya (the usual suspects). I also love Renly/Loras/Margaery and Brienne. I have a secret crush on Jaime Lannister (I know!). This is just the beginning. From Ned the dunderhead to each and every white walker: I have an opinion about them all! And I will chronicle it in “Swords”!

And if you don’t follow hockey, still visit Saucer’s “Sticks” posts! She is a great writer and you might even find yourself watching a hockey game or two. After all, WINTER IS COMING and we must watch something while we wait for Season 3.

~Beddee

Sticks/Saucer - I might be a small girl but I have a loud voice and my favorite subject is hockey 

I will never claim to be unbiased – the Avalanche & Flyers are my favorite NHL teams and are inherently better than all others. I also have fierce loyalty to anyone who ever played for the Fighting Sioux, regardless of where they play now. But that doesn’t mean there aren’t other teams and other players I really like. I get into AHL, CHL, Juniors…you name it. If it is hockey I’m going to watch even if I’ve never heard of the teams before. And it’s a guarantee the moment the puck hits the ice I’m going to cheer loudly and get way too emotionally invested in the game.

I will also never claim to be so mature that I don’t ogle the guys a lot little bit. I love hockey but I’m not freakin blind. When somebody is hot, they are hot and I’m not going to pretend I don’t notice. Noted crushes – Semyon Varlamov, Danny Briere, Mike Richards, & Patrick Kane (don’t judge me).

So a few rules on the hockey posts –

• Chirping is expected but if you get really nasty I’ll block your comments. I’ll also likely ridicule you on twitter, so be forewarned.
• Don’t spam the comments with a bunch of links to your blog. If you want me to check out your site shoot me an email. If I like it, you will probably get a mention at some point in a post.
• If you don’t like hockey and aren’t here to read hockey related posts, skip over me and go to Beddee’s stuff. I promise it won’t hurt my feelings.
• If there is a player I don’t like and he then becomes a Flyer/Av or plays for Team USA there is a good chance I will forget about the past and instantly love him. You can remind me that I hated him once, that is fine, but I will probably just tell you to suck it.
• I’m not a puck bunny so don’t call me one. Are there players I would hook up with? Yup, see above. But I love the freaking game and will scrap with anybody who believes there is any sport better than hockey. But that said, I won’t deny there is still a little bit of that girl inside me who loved wearing her boyfriend’s hockey sweater to school on game days. So yeah, I might swoon a little. Get over it.

And since I recently moved away from my beloved Avalanche to the land of the Stars I am feeling the loss of a favorite local team. So I fully intend to waste a ridiculous amount of money traveling around to hockey games over the next few years until I have seen my teams play in every arena in the league. So break into that piggy bank because Saucer’s coming to town and you are buying me a beer.

Kisses!
~ Saucer